thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

(via i-raised-you-to-perfection)


impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

(via keepingconnection)


sashayed:

silvermoon424:

poppypicklesticks:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

cosmicallycosmopolitan:

billybatsonandjameshowlettsbro:

james-winston:

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhinoTitanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

I’m so glad they aren’t around

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

Praise natural selection

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL JUST DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

(via cass-you-ass)



andrewhurleys:

TODAY I GOT A POSTER FOR THE PERIODIC TABLE OF MUSIC GENRES AND PETE WENTZ LANDED FALL OUT BOY WITH THE TITLE OF EMO

(via khaleesimother-of-dragons)


ackleholic-padaaddict:

equestrianfangirlswag:

iwantmyhonorback:

castiali:

frickelschnitz:

so-you-think-youcan-tell:

castiali:

supernatural wishlist:

  • openly queer character
  • good female that doesn’t die
  • dean/castiel hug
  • sam in a ponytail
  • sam/castiel hug
  • musical episode
  • castiel inhaling helium and saying “hello dean”
  • dean/castiel kiss

we’re getting there kids

WHOA WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

WHOOOAAAHHHH LIVIN ON A PRAYER

dont you start

TAKE MY HAND WE’LL MAKE IT I SWEAR

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YOU DIDNT

GET OUT

(via andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels)


republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

(via butnotfreeman)


carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

carryonmy-assbutt:

queen-of-destiel-land:

tuxedo-tshirt:

I think netflix made a mistake..

Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button

imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three Kardashian sisters

(via haringtonn)


sexhaver:

you ever read something that makes you think, “hm, this person should be kicked in the throat repeatedly”

sexhaver:

you ever read something that makes you think, “hm, this person should be kicked in the throat repeatedly”

(via theother9tenths)


hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

(via diarmuidthewalrus)




breakfastburritoe:

I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks

(via agentrodgers)


obtuse-juice:

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

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I *gif* CAN’T *gif* UNDERSTAND *gif* YOUR *gif* ACCENT *gif*

(via thewintersmoulder)